The perfect date

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What is a guys perfect date? a girls perfect date is simple, you kill a wild boar in front of her and then argue how many cows she is worth with her father; easy, simple, done.

But the question remains, what is a guys perfect date? Do we want romance, maybe a little danger, or do we just want to have a nice quiet evening in?

These are the questions that women should debate in congress! not water rights or education bills, but how to please their men to the tenth power.

Yeah!

Do men like flowers? maybe.

Do guys like chocolates? Hard to say…

Do men like poetry? who doesn’t.

Ladies, it’s not that complicated, sure we can be happy and mad at the same time, say yes and no when speaking of something and mean both, so, for the uninitiated a few ground rules:

1. We don’t want to get dressed up: If we just got done digging a ditch we want to go out in the same outfit. You see, a ditch digging outfit has been meticulously put together for comfort, fashion, durability and finally synced to our own personal color scheme. It intentionally limits where we can and cannot go. So that means no opera or ballet. (maybe next time Pavoratii) 

2. Feed us: (this one is a freebie.) Were kinda like dogs in this respect. Feed us and we’ll never go away. Just make sure to but some eggshells in the food so that our coats are nice and shiny.

3. Monster Trucks: the reaction that you will get when you present us the tickets? Do you know me at all? They’re cliche and in fact a little bit insulting; look deeper.

4. If we go out to a restaurant there must be a TV with in viewing distance, and we need you to speak to us on our left side. It’s science, with you on our left and the game on our right we can make out the code through the chatter (it’s how we beat the russians).

5. Use star wars quotes: this makes no sense to you, but I almost proposed (twice) on the spot to girls that used them with perfect timing. 

So, cook for us, watch TV with us, and make us laugh; easy, simple, done.

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