Zach Vineyard

Simple facts to help you to get to know the real me in no particular order:

Eagle Scout – helped organize a new inner-city merit badge where you learned all the gang names, culture, and how to survive. Much more helpful than wood-carving.

University Education – Most of it was what I learned from the Universe, but I did sit in a classroom for four years.

Continuing University Education – you never stop learning, please make it stop.

Recently Fixed Bathroom Toilet – I capitalized the first letters, because it was Epic!

Works with troubled youth – handled more tantrums, and hissy fits than I care to talk about.

Volunteered years of time and money for less fortunate in Southern America – I went down there to help them, but it turned out I was the less fortunate, until I learned… SALSA!

High School Valedictorian, Homecoming King, and Quarterback – Sure it was a prison school, but I still earned those.

Spanish Speaker – When we go to Taco Bell you’ll want me by your side to translate, it gets kinda tricky for gringos.

Technologically Savvy - Spent years in Computer Support, before I realized that it was killing me from the inside. What this means for you? you’ll never have to worry about a printer or computer error again.

Male Model – It’s not what you think, I’m just there to make the other models look better. I’m surprised how effective I am at this.

Excellent listener – You can tell me your sad stories but in my left ear, my right ear is always for vigilance of danger, it’s a guy thing ask anyone of us.

No baggage – I’m friends with all the women whose hearts I’ve crushed, and vise a versa.

and many, many more reasons…