Health Kick

You are what you eat! and if this cannibalistic insight has anything to say about it, I’m made of Dr.Pepper and Ramen Noodle. 

Chicken flavor if that makes a difference…probably not…

If we were to analogize fuel grades with grades of nutrient foods that enter our system, then I would have to say that I have no idea what premium tastes like. 

I’ve always imagined it tasting like foie gras, and caviar mixed with cheetos.

I’m just wondering how much more energy my body will have if I start to do the following steps:

1.Drink the correct amount of water that my body needs, your body expends most of its energy producing water. (If only I had some kind of robotic overlord to tell me if I was drinking enough?)

http://www.hydracoach.com/applications/index.html 

The future is now

2. Juice! I’m still doing the math to see if steroids or carrot juice is the best term to go here. I got a buddy at work that swears by his juicer. It’s kinda hard to say he’s full of it when he’s about 60 and has more energy than a 3 year old on a pixie high. Evidently you only get 1 percent of the enzymes when you just eat a carrot, but if you juice it, you get a 100% of the enzymes. 

Yeah, I didn’t understand that until I saw this…

http://www.powerjuicer.com/power-juicer-deluxe.html

I never thought I would be that guy?

3. Exercise, I will only walk if I absolutely have to. My plan is to have my brother drop me off two miles from our place, and that will force me to exercise more. I just wish he didn’t do that maniacal laugh every-time he speeds away.

I have a dog whitle on my Iphone, but if that doesn’t work I want this:

http://www.gooddeals.com/products/7/Dazer-Ultrasonic-Dog-Deterrent.aspx

or something close to it.

I’ll let you know how it goes, if at all.


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